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From bars with beer-soaked carpet, bi-polar barmaids and broken toilets regurgitating vomit on to the piss-stained floor, and backyard parties for suburban middle-class crackers who think that "Mony Mony" is cool and "Sunspot Baby" is the blues, a pathetic group of bleary-eyed under-achievers known only as the Banned offer their myopic observations and ill-considered opinions on everything from menstrual cramps to monkey grinders, and dead bunnies to heroin. The Banned has no one to thank for this - and no one but themselves to blame. Nevertheless, the Banned acknowledges the excessive input of Busch, Labatt's, Budweiser and Jim Beam to these recordings, as well as the soul-scorching punishment of asshole bar owners, drunken fans, shattered relationships, unemployment, illicit narcotics, rich chicks in tiny shorts, psychotic cats, shitty gear, sexual frustration, dysfunctional families, failed psychiatric therapy, and incompetent attorneys. Everything you have the misfortune of hearing on "Turn Up the Suck" was recorded without rehearsal, without a script, and without a fucking clue that anything these guys ever said would (or should) be released to the public. Check out the artist's website: http://www.bannedpractice.com Track List: 1. Such Pathetic Suburan Loosers 2. Spewed Diarehia From The bowels Of Satan 3. Fiance BJ 4. I Forgot I Had 2 Fingers 5. Get Fucking Happy 'œ2 Fingers' 6. Mr. Ron's Neighborhood 7. ...Slaughtered On The Bunny Trail 8. Paralyzed By An Ass 9. White Boy Delay 10. And Then There Was Beer 11. Fuck the Public 12. The Perfect Ass 13. Speed Metal Floozy 14. Its The Heroin Talking 15. Pissin' All Over The Place 16. Man On The Street/Bone a Waitress 17. Gaping Vagina 18. Monkey Grinder Guy 19. Bull Dick In The Ass 20. Your Girlfriend or Your Guitar 21. The Back of Your Throat 22. Menstral Cramps/Rectal Discharge 23. Stapled To Your Lip 24. Big Bone Lick 25. Wake Up Little Hosebag 26. If I Stop Playing This Band Sounds Good 27. 'œRiver Of Shit' 28. Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh 29. That Didn't Completely Suck 30. Bonus Burp Track Suggested CDs:Other Genres:
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