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Here is information & lyrics to some of the songs on this CD: Track 2 is one of the songs Sly in the Morning use to play alot when he was with WIBA fm.Recently he has been working for WTDY & The Lake and sometimes they play me on WTDY but not that often. It was also played on Dr Demento radio show once back in 2002 see: http://mypage.iu.edu/~jbmorris/FAQ/drd02.0203.html Purple Bananas(On the Moon) There's purple bananas on the moon I'm not quite sure but they said it was true I'ld go there and find out for myself But I don't have the time or the wealth I'ld read a book about it to But they say books can lie to you Besides they convinced me "ride this flying horse" "It's the best we've got but we'll sell it of coarse" I know what your saying the horse is a goat with the price I paid how could I say no Besides they convinced me it really has wings I'm going to fly to the moon, eat purple bananas, and sing Purple bananas on the moon Track 4 was the Title Track of my First CD which will be coming CD baby sometime soon. My Cat Was Taking A Bath 1.I was riding home late one night When there in my house I saw a light And when I got inside Right before my very eyes Chorus:My cat was taking a bath My cat was taking a bath It was a quarter to 3 And I don't believe My cat was taking a bath 2.Well maybe I had something to drink Or maybe I just couldn't quite think But my ma saw it to And she said of coarse it's true Track 37 I wrote for my Mother is going to be also on the upcoming Tribute CD and it will be cover by a dentist Dr.Chris Kammer check his version out at http://www.musicforte.com/member/artpaul I Like My Mother There's candy Icecream Chocalate Good dreams And I like my Mother ! Mothers are sweet Mothers are nice They help you Give you good advice And they make you cookies ! I like my Mother ! I like my Mother ! I like my Mother ! I Like my Mother ! I really Like My Mother ! Theres Uncles Cousins Sisters Brothers Fathers And I like my Mother ! And I pray God You'll let my Mother live a thousand years So I don't have to get a job or do anything And I can just live with my mother ! I like my Mother ! I like my Mother ! I like my Mother ! I like my Mother ! I really Like My Mother ! Tract 41 is My Coutry Western Song They won't play this on the Country Western radio It's not what they call Country I don't wear no cowboy hat And I didn't send them any money I didn't send them any money I come from the north And I don't drink beer And besides all these other things They probable think that I'm queer Probable think that I'm queer Just cause I wear pink Ain't that make you think Everybody's judging everyone And sometimes it's in the name of God's Son Sometimes it's in the name of God's Son Maybe it's because of the kazoo ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well if they don't play this on the Country Western station It's not gonna bother me That's not how I want to succeed I don't want to succeed by conformity I don't want to succeed by conformity I wear the clothes I want to wear And I cut my hair the way I want to cut my hair Well if they don't play this on the Country Western radio You know where they can go You know where they can go Tract 53 has been my biggest hit(so far) on the Dr Demento radio show becomeing number 1 on the Funny 5 July 8th 2001 see: http://mypage.iu.edu/~jbmorris/FAQ/drd01.0708.html Have a peanut butter sandwich Have a peanut butter sandwich Are you depressed ? Have a peanut butter sandwich Are you bored ? Have a peanut butter sandwich Have some milk Have some Kool-ade Have a peanut butter sandwich Have a peanut butter sandwich Do you like White bread ? Do you like Wheat bread ? Do you like Rye bread Have a peanut butter sandwich Have some cake Have some ice cream Have a peanut butter sandwich Why are you worried About your weight ? Have a peanut butter sandwich Have a peanut butter sandwich Elvis like his With Bananas Have a peanut butter sandwich Have another peanut butter sandwich Have another peanut butter sandwich Have a peanut butter sandwich Have a peanut butter sandwich Everybody sing with me Have a peanut butter sandwich I can't hear you Have a peanut butter sandwich Wear it on your head Have a peanut butter sandwich Stick it in your nose Have a peanut butter sandwich Have your mom Over for dinner Have peanut butter sandwiches Have peanut butter sandwiches Invite all your friends over To watch the game Have a peanut butter sandwich Have a peanut butter sandwich Everybody now Have a peanut butter sandwich I can't hear you Have a peanut butter sandwich Have a peanut butter sandwich... To request any of my songs on Dr Demento radio show go to: www.clamhead.com/drdrequest.html or dial 1-562-ODD-TUNE You can also request them on the Mad Music Hour at: http://www.themadmusicarchive.com Check out the artist's website: http://www.onlinerock.com/musicians/eatnutritiously Track List: 1. My Name Is ART 2. Purple Bananas(on the moon) 3. Just a Noise 4. My Cat was Taking a Bath 5. Just a Pest 6. The Worst Restaurant 7. WHAT radio 8. Pink Pants 9. WEIRD radio 10. Maybe You think I'm Weird 11. KLONE radio 12. Dead Skunk Perfume 13. KRUD radio 14. Waltz With Me Wanda 15. Swatting a Fly 16. Infinity 17. Commercial 18. 5 19. Drink Milk Rap 20. The Cow T-shirts Jingle 21. Scratch in the Record 22. I Want To Be Madonna ? 23. The One Chord Song 24. I Just Made It Up 25. The Shortest Song I Ever Wrote 26. This One's Even Shorter 27. One Note 28. Are You Guillible 29. Top 10 Reasons 30. I'm Blue 31. Another Star Trek Sequel Blues 32. Corn Joke 33. I Ate The Poppin Fresh Dough Boy 34. Cat/Horse Joke 35. I Don't Want to find Waldo 36. A News Bulletin 37. I Like My Mother 38. The 1st Church of Beatlemania 39. Scary Techno Song #5006 40. Choke Soda 41. They Won't Play this on the Country Western Radio 42. Kermit the Frog Aftershave 43. Girlfriend With a Car 44. Thanksgiving Stuffing 45. Santa Claus Twist 46. The Chrismas Book Club 47. Venison Christmas 48. Santa is Elvis 49. The Latest Elvis Imitator 50. At the Elvis Concert 51. I Want a Date with the Menards Lady 52. In the Cheap Rent District 53. Have a Peanut Butter Sandwich 54. The End Other Genres:
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