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20 QUESTIONS FOR MORE PLASTIC They are in the process of recording their next album "The 60-Watt Party"; they are planning to tour; they are indestructible destructive rock & roll. They are More Plastic. And, apparently, it is bigger than a bread box. 1) You seem to have quite a lot of plastic already - why do you want more? The incredible thing about plastic is that it never stains. Many new scientific advancements are based around plastic: ie. plastic vomit and plastic brain membrane which the smell of helps the thought process. 2) Have any of you ever been arrested? If so, why? The whole lot of us for the kidnapping of Frank Ingliata. Well, turns out he was behind the whole thing. I love that guy. 3) What is the secret meaning behind music? Elliot Lake 98-99 - Juri Biond goes missing in the Uranium mines (he comes out glowing) October 99 - Kissing Jr. in the Imelda Marcos Shoe Rack Fiasco - he's never fully recovered. 5) Metaphor/simile/the band: More Plastic is like __________? Pantsfucker. 6) Your lead singer, Dean, is quite active on stage...prepare a short list of injuries sustained during action and/or stories regarding rock and roll excess... Oh let's see... brutalized swollen knees, chipped teeth, bleeding fingers, busted lips, bruised hands, twisted ankles, dulling the finger nails and the worst of all, ass ripping the slacks. 7) Mod/Punk/Funk/Soul/Disco... explain and relate to your experiences. "Triumphant was the way she felt" as "your pretty face is going to hell", so "free your mind and your ass will follow" and if "it looks like nothings gonna change everything remains the same" just "voulez-vous couchez avec mois ce soir." 8) Pick one word to describe yourself that would score 23 points in a game of Scrabble. Hyperbolicsyllabicsesquedalymistic. 9) Rock and Roll Revolution... cliche or necessity? What is is, what is was, what it always shall be. 10) What has excited you as a band lately? uh-oh.com 11) What's next? uh-oh.net 12) What are your deep seated sentiments about playing music? To be standing. 13) What is your impression of your typical audience? Sorry, we don't do impressions, but if we did - Jerry Lewis. 14) What would you like to see occur at your shows? People getting the sweat and the piss confused after the show. 15) Is it bigger than a bread box? Yes, and shaped like a pizza slice. 16) All time favourite More Plastic Lyric "My bus-stop Virgin Mary said take it all away", or- "Where's my water? I wanna find my owner". 17) When will it end? When the super-gravity babies* are unleashed upon mankind. *Top secret gov't experiment where children are kept in an environment of increasing gravitational pull for the first 18 years of their life. 18) Glam? Malg. 19) Describe your newest song. Filling me softly. 20) Explain yourselves. Yours elves. Elves that belong to you. They are yours-elves. But as a comic in all seriousness - HOW ARE YA?!!! Check out the artist's website: http://www.shuteyerecords.com Track List: 1. Whatever Whatever 2. False Sense of Something 3. North of Cincinatti 4. So Caressed 5. Making Angels 6. When the Sun Returns 7. Who's Who 8. Silverline 9. Baby Blue 10. Haberdashery 11. Tomorrow, Mary 12. Lethargy Suggested CDs:Other Genres:
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