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Founded on the principles of customer care and quality service, the "new and improved" YA YA BOOM PROJECT! is the latest and greatest in band appliances. With ten optional speeds, a grinder function, multiple attachments and a designer plastic encasement, the YA YA BOOM PROJECT! spices up any room in your house. It comes in three of this season's most fashionable colors: tan, a slightly darker shade of tan, and a slightly pinker shade of tan. Robert "Danger" Reagan, Monica "La X-Mas Miracle" and Dusty Pu Habermann make up the cleanly designed and ever-reliable mechanics of THE YA YA BOOM PROJECT! appliance. We feel so confident in the staying power and longevity of the specialized workings of this appliance, that we accompany your purchase of a YA YA BOOM PROJECT! with a 3-year warrantee. That's right, ladies and gentleman. If you are in any way unsatisfied with your YA YA BOOM PROJECT! you can return it to us for a full refund, no questions asked. That's how confident we are in this product. Reagan, that Miracle girl and 'ol Dusty Pœ make up the steadiest, most inventive and ingenious rhythm section of any machine known to man. You have not seen performance like this, I guarantee you that. With the flamenco-influenced guitar stylings of Mr. Pœ layered over the melodic intuition of Miracle Monica, and held together by the pure punk-rock intuition of Danger boy Reagan, the synergy of mechanism is indisputable. Slather on top of that a healthy helping of the ambient, buttery guitar work of Sir Kelly Flaherty and crackling electric vocals of Madame Marisa and you've got yourself a spicy mouthful. "I just love my YA YA BOOM PROJECT!" says Mr. Gerald Dominquez of Estancia County New Mexico. "I bought the portable version. Heck, I bought one for my whole family!" The original YA YA BOOM PROJECT! was formed about seven years ago with just pint-sized versions of its current technology. Still in its preliminary stages, the exact nature of the product had yet to be determined. Would it be utilitarian? Would it be flashy? Would it be singable? In its infancy, the product went through many experimental designs before hitting its growth spurt and becoming the feat of engineering genius that it is today. Combining danceability, raw emotive power, a fresh scent and a distinctive pop sensiblility, THE YA YA BOOM PROJECT! is one of the most cohesive and comprehensive band appliances on the scene today. THE YA YA BOOM PROJECT! is guaranteed to better the quality of your life, increase the aesthetic design of any room, cuddle with your lonely wife, fill that unmistakable but somehow unnamed void in your life, and find your missing socks. Order Now. Check out the artist's website: http://www.yayaboomproject.com Track List: 1. Fumes 2. Clean 3. Molotov 4. Diet Pills & Lace 5. Kinda Red 6. Turpentine 7. Back to Back 8. My Version of a Love Song 9. 5 x 5 10. Vice 11. Toma Que Toma Suggested CDs:Other Genres:
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