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BOOT Title: Steel Toed Clown Boot Publisher: Trout Music 2005 Hob-Nob Records Liner Notes Release Date: 11/15/2005 The following declarations were devised to help the end-user digest and process the audio tracks contained within this compact disk. The contents of this compact disk were painstakingly complied and composed over the past six (6) years[*]. The cost to produce this material far exceeds its price to you, the end user. [†] Once you’ve completed listening to track four (4), “Burgling Grimace—Pig F@cker[‡], you will have reached the breakeven point of your purchase. If you choose to continue listening to the compact disk, you are thus receiving immediate return on investment (ROI).[§] For optimal listening pleasure, high-quality stereo headphones should be used to receive the compact disk’s audible correspondence.[**] If you are not a skilled musician by trade or profession, please do not attempt to play along with this compact disk. [††] Pete is a boy, Shirt is a piece of clothing, Bolt is a fastener, when used as a noun[‡‡] Exit is a way to get off the highway. Tracks 2,4,6,9 and 13 can be combined to make one single continuous six-minute thirty-two second song. The track was recorded consecutively and is not a mere loop. The tracks were divided and sequenced within this body of work.[§§] The character “Burgling Grimace†is purely fictitious. Any coincidence is accidental. BOOT Is Scott Friberg - Guitar, Banjo, Keyboards, Vocals Dawson Roark - Drums and Percussion Jon Kemmpainen - Violin on Forest of Dreams, Away, and Burgling Grimace. Vocals on Forest Doug Largent - Bass on Forest of Dreams, Four Walls, Bolt, Away, Burgling Grimace 1 Peter Kimosh - Bass on Dagda, Pete, Burgling Grimace 2,3,4,5, Exit, Before it Learned me, Soak up the Weather Paul Carlson - Violin on Dagda Brett Wiggins - Claps on Burgling Grimace Quincy Ayscue - English Literature Will Caviness - Trumpet and horn arrangement Vamsi Tadepalli - Alto Sax [*] Two thousand one hundred and ninety days. [†] The terms end “user,†“purchaser,†“you,†and “listener†will be used simultaneously throughout. [‡] Not recommended for children. [§] You should probably have paid more for this compact disk. You’re feeling guilty about the pleasure you’ve experienced so far; Go and do something kind and hope that a divine being is tracking your progress…then listen to remaining tracks. [**] Not those little Radio Shack ®™ ear-bud style headphones. Headphones should visually look like they were produced in the 1970’s, should be brown or black in color, have domes at least 3†in diameter, and a coiled audio cord with ¼†plug. Adapting 2.5mm plug to ¼†is acceptable, but not recommended. [††] It will only frustrate and belittle you. [‡‡] When used as a verb is means “to leave, split, vamanos†[§§] Tracks 2,4,6,9 and 13 should be considered soda crackers intended to cleanse the listeners palate in-between compositions. Check out the artist's website: http://www.steeltoedclownboot.com Track List: 1. Forest of Dreams 2. Burgling Grimace-Acoustic 3. Exit 4. Away 5. Burgling Grimace-Loose Lips 6. Four Walls 7. Dagda 8. Burgling Grimace-Anti Mule 9. Shirt 10. Bolt 11. Burgling Grimace-No Monkey 12. Before it Learn me 13. Soak up the Weather 14. Burgling Grimace-Rev. Cadillac/Sister Fatass 15. Pete Other Genres:
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