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Those Dreaded Gnats! Who the hell are they? Who the hell cares! They're just plain funny! If you're feelin' a bit depressed about the holidays, then this is what'll cure you. Their debut CD called XMAS NEGATIVES brings out the down side of the holidays that no one else wants to sing about! Fer instance: Merry FXmas - You've got a great job, things are going really well for you, and then all of a sudden, you get laid off, get a DWI, and divorce papers. Well, Merry F'n Xmas to you! Down With Xmas (Featuring the angry townspeople) - Here are all your basic complaints about the holidays. From unwanted gifts and bratty kids to stores that put Santa displays up too early, and neighbors who don't take theirs down. Xmas Everyday (for my kids) - If you have kids, then you know what it's like when you're out shopping. Doesn't matter what time of year, the spoiled brats just have to have something to take home...and if you don't have kids, this'll keep you from ever wanting any. Santa Takes Da Rap (Featuring Ice Milk) - Ever wonder what Santa's like in the Urban world? Well here he is dodging bullets from Rudolph, and drive by sleighings. Just Say No To Xmas - Let's see, we've got Ramadan, Kwanzaa, and Hanukah. Who needs Xmas? Once a Year - Ok, so we're not all negative about Xmas. This is a touching song about waiting for that jolly fat fellow every year. Newly remastered by Phil Judd, available Oct 1, 2005 CD artwork: Paul D'Antico (Thanks Paul!) HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Check out the artist's website: http://www.thosedreadedgnats.com/ Track List: 1. Merry FXmas (explicit lyrics) 2. Down With Xmas 3. Xmas Everyday (for my kids) 4. Santa Takes Da Rap (featuring Ice Milk) 5. Just Say No To Xmas 6. Once A Year 7. Merry FXmas (clean version) Suggested CDs:Other Genres:
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