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In the loving confines of Saint Axl's Center for the Criminally Retarded, a bold new genre of music has been forged from the minds of men too brilliant to be out in public. It is called "Avant 'Tard." What is avant 'tard you say? Well, it is a movement so daring and grandiose, yet so utterly retarded that any other name is entirely inappropriate. The Nigel Mustafa Memorial Quartet is the world's most influenzic leader in this creative uprising. Since their initial release "Touch of Meat," the NMMQ have unleashed nearly 423 outbreaks upon unsuspecting indigenous second-world peoples. Their new album, "Little Box of Barf" promises even more devastation thanks to a stunning sonic attack that will rock your gay-ass world like no crackazz bidness--and that's a fo-sheezee! Critics have been raving about the NMMQ, their fans travel from far and wide to see their notorious stage antics and many an investigation has been launched to try to stop their voices from reaching the masses. Here are some comments from real live critics regarding "Nigel." Ryan Roullard, reviewing "Touch of Meat" for What's Up Magazine, May 2001 "The musicianship and recording are some of the best I've heard on self-release. One of the first things I said to the editor when he handed me the CD was, this might be able to walk the fine line between clever and stupid; it can and does... The funniest jokes are the ones told by the instruments. 'Truckin' for Jesus' takes hilarious turns straight out of left field and still flow... Many of these songs are REALLY good. If every song they write are as catchy and funny as these, The Nigel Mustafa Memorial Quartet will earn a devoted following, and probably radio play." Bob Anderson, owner of Mad Dog's Tavern and Music Venue, Stanwood, WA "We have national acts come through here. But these guys are the best f*cking band around. I'm serious!" Todd Weir, owner of the Notorious Time Out Tavern, Everett, WA "Supremely entertaining. A must see, must listen to band if there ever was one!" The NMMQ thank you for your interest!!! ***PARENTAL ADVISORY*** Check out the artist's website: http://www.nigelmustafa.com Track List: 1. Hello Everybody 2. I Like to Play with My Balls 3. Chix with Dix 4. Teenage Female Gangsta Love 5. 666.314 6. Dude, I Refuse to Stand in Line 7. Fok-Chu Mang 8. The Donkey Show 9. Bitches '˜N Hoes 10. We Were Born to Lose 11. Larry the Druid 12. Love from in the Bubble 13. Jason's Girl 14. Fly in My Camaro (live from Portugal) 15. Jerry Ogden 16. Goodbye Everybody Suggested CDs:Other Genres:
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