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Alex Arrowsmith wanted to be an astronaut because he was attracted to the idea of playing with space dogs and monkeys. He also really wanted to get some bears and cougars into space after many years of not having bears and cougars in space, and he thought what better way to do this than by working from the inside? As it happened, NASA rejected his application based solely on the fact that he has never seen Chariots of Fire. Until the day comes that Alex can finally lay eyes on that rare elusive movie, he must spend his days making up songs about bears and torpedoes. On this gargantuan pop extravaganza, Alex explores the power of myth in "Yeti Or Steve," "Respect The Bear" and "Wolverine Trapped In A Safe Deposit Box" while he tackles the sensitive political issues of facial hair on "Beard Down To Here," "Beard So Soon," "My Dudes Are Your Dudes" and "Haffa Stache." While these songs may sound like incredibly sophisticated artistic statements, they really are just crazy pop songs for me, you and Alex to sing and love. Mostly Alex though. Juicy fact: The chances of you winning at Jenga increase by 600% when you listen to this album. 14 Alex Arrowsmith fans can't be wrong! A Bunch Of Songs by Alex Arrowsmith is a solid gold triumph! Witness these testimonials: "They say that music is the soundtrack to our lives. Well, A Bunch Of Songs by Alex Arrowsmith is the soundtrack to my gambling addiction! Thanks Alex!" -Jake "When I have a choice between listening to the Karate Kid 2 soundtrack or this, I choose the Karate Kid 2 soundtrack." -Peter Etcetera "When I run out of forks, spoons and knives, I use this CD to beat my eggs. It's very useful!" -Walter Mondale "I'm short, so if I need to boost myself up when I'm driving in my car, I just sit on this CD!" -Trevor Belmont You can't deny the truth. Pick up this album today and you go through a time warp! *Time warp currently unavailable until Jodie Foster gives it back. Check out the artist's website: http://www.alexarrowsmith.com Track List: 1. Surgeon 2. So Long Mrs. Wong 3. Respect The Bear 4. Yeti Or Steve 5. Beard Down To Here 6. Fear The Torpedo 7. Chee's Chocolate Radio Spot - 1986 8. The Man With The Golden Touch 9. Beard So Soon 10. The Shark Was Coming At Me But Then It Blew Up 11. Rap How I Wanna Rap 12. Seize The Grappling Hook 13. Who Got The Huh? 14. Fitness Test 15. Alien Jump Rope Party 16. The Bear Fantastic 17. Crazy Polter 18. Eighteen Wheeler 19. Gas Station Jacket 20. Spiderman And Dracula 21. Hat This Tall 22. Keep That Rope Taut 23. Charlottes Web 24. My Dudes Are Your Dudes 25. Sports Fright 26. What Goes Through My Head Every Time I Go To A Sub Shop 27. Chee's Chocolate Radio Spot - 1994 28. Verb Unit 29. Wolverine Trapped In A Safe Deposit Box 30. Fondue 31. Haffa Stache Suggested CDs:Other Genres:
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