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Some Lies : Neil has played the violin since 1832. He accidently joined the songwriters while emerging from a coma. Neil is the only current songwriter who does not speak english. He communicates through the medium of dance. Neil was once hypnotised with the ill effect that he still sees sheep as beautiful women beckoning him. He is yet to find a jury who will believe this. In the future, Neil has decided to invent the fork. When studying nuclear particle acceleration in nursery school, he was accidently bitten by a radioactive spider and now possesses the super human ability to squeal like a girl at the site of a radioactive spider. Founder of the yet-to-be 'Phsycic Pizza' phenomenon of 2032, Neils often been mistaken as a genius. Not very often mind you. Neils life has not always been a happy one, encountering tragedy before he was even born. Neils mother was tragically killed in a freak accident when a sofa fell from an overhead plane just two months before Neil was born. He never knew his father but a rumour that I have just started is that his father is non other than Gary Coleman from the hit series 'Different Strokes'. WOW!!! At the age of 49, Neil fell in love with a gorl from Uganda. Opps sorry, typing mistake... a gorilla from Uganda. They plan to never get married, due to complications in the Scottish legal system. However thay have decided to create a Catatonia tribute band together and rule the plannet Mercury. Neil's other hobbies include drinking, skipping, potato printing, arson, murder and the occasional dapple in naked dead-horse jumping. Check out the artist's website: http://homepage.ntlworld.com/n.glen1 Track List: 1. The Nature of the Business 2. Death By Misadventure 3. Falling Over 4. Ben Eighe 5. Bomb Scare 6. You Dont Know 7. Dark Candles 8. Sinerinme 9. Consequences 10. All 11. Love Comes Down 12. Obvious 13. Full 14. Thatkinaday 15. Why Cant We Be Lovers Suggested CDs:Other Genres:
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